Smashing a cake with my ass and playing with it

Happy Valentine's Day! I bought us this cake but you're not here and I'm all

alone. What am I gonna do with this whole cake? I don't want to eat it by myself. I

don't even want to eat it really. So let's come up with something else. I know

I should play with it. I'm sure cake is fun to play with. Let's see how it tastes first.

It tastes good.